Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Retrojunk

Wow. Trevor did it again. He introduced me to a site so dangerously addictive that it undoubtedly will have to be monitored by the FDA. Its name? Retrojunk.

The premise behind Retrojunk is elementary. It collects quotes, intros, theme music, general overviews, and trailers from movies, television shows, and commercials of the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s into one, easy-to-use site. Yummy, right? Oh damn, you don't know the half of it. . . you can also download the trailers, etc. to your harddrive, you know, so when you're stranded in an airport you can watch a trailer for a movie you've already seen forty, fifty times (I sought out, for no reason I can possibly explain, the trailer to 1994's ultimate hit, Ace Venura, Pet Detective. Oh. and A.L.F. Trevor? He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and Gummi Bears.). Awesome.


PS - Go for the download instead of the Active X - buffering sucks.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Havaria Emergency and Disaster Information Services

Not depressed, repressed, or generally scared enough? Of course you aren't.






This should help.

Everclear: Songs From an American Movie

Recently, as I've mentioned before, my computer died (R.I.P. Halloween). Well, I've been prepping my new computer for my life-use, which of course includes ripping my music to the harddrive so that I can work and listen to music without hauling a billion CDs all over North America. High up on my "must have" list were my old favorites, both volumes of Everclear's Songs From an American Movie.

Damn. That was the word. Damn. Not just one volume, but both were tanked - scratched and scraped to the point of un-rip-ability. Signs of hard use and much love, I suppose. Was my response sadness? Terror? Fear? No, I just got online and ordered copies of both. That very moment.

Let me preface everything that's about to come with some backstory. I had never heard of Everclear (as opposed to Everclear) my freshman year in college. Then one afternoon my pal Whittaker and I were headed off to Marion, Virginia to see a high school baseball game and he popped in another great album, Sparkle and Fade. I was mesmerized.

[If you don't know Everclear's sound, well, obviously you don't have a radio. They are unquestionably the most popular band I've ever reviewed on my humble blog, which means you should have heard of them, even if you live under a hole. In France. Regardless, check their myspace page (or even MTV, for a nearly extinct "music video") if you have been under said hole.]

The reason I was so deeply effected by this music is difficult to describe. Perhaps it was simply the fact that Everclear's lyrics conjured up very particular images in my head, both about the world in general and about my own life in particular. Okay, no perhaps, that is definitely part of it. But part of it, as well, lies in the enormous power of Everclear's albums-as-symphonies. That's right. Rock-and-roll symphonies.

Note: I don't mean that they were symphonic in the sense of a strictly contructed single piece of music. Nor do I mean that they were symphonic in the sense of 1970s or 1980s rock sagas or, more terrifyingly, "concept albums." Rather, Everclear's albums explore themes from numerous directions - from the perspectives of multiple "characters," for instance, and as time progresses. The effect is, as the very album(s) I review now seem to indicate, similar in may ways to a movie - like a 1940s musical blended with post-Vietnam bipolarism. Indeed, having written these words, I wonder if instead of "symphonic" I should have used the phrase "operatic". Hmm.

Well, it was in June of 2000 that Everclear's Songs From an American Movie: Volume One, Learning How to Smile premiered. I was in mourning for my Mom, agonizing over various relationship failures, and generally depressed. I had just moved in with Dad, had just graduated from Virginia, and I really had next to no idea what I was about to do next. And here comes this album, with its, well, its overpowering joy. And not only that, it was a kind of joy that was tempered by its realism - you had no sense that the participants in this artistic universe were free of past pains and anguish. Rather, you had a sense that they had overcome their personal anguish, found something brighter. Sure, there was a warning feeling to the final few tracks, overtones of problems to come, but alone the album made me optimistic, even unto the point of foolishness - blended with the emotional disorientation I was already deeply immersed in, well, the album, along with a dream largely inspired by the album (ah, Otis Redding), prompted me to engage in the single most spontaneous, and arguably self-destructive action of my life.

I can't bring myself to describe it again. I did it once - you can read it here - but that, well, that's the last time, at least without alcohol, low-light, and excellent music.

I should have waited - Songs From an American Movie: Volume Two, Good Time for a Bad Attitude, which came out in November of the same year, would have let me in on the joke. The first album, well, it was the lead-in, the woodwinds before the kettle drums. That's not to say that the album leaves one without optimism - it certainly doesn't. What it does do, however, is use optimism merely as an accent to pessimism. And it has a song whose mere name makes my backbone prickle.

"Halloween Americana"

This is not an album I can recommend one or two songs from. No, you need to listen to them both, perhaps not at the same time, but all the way through in no more than two sittings. From the first song, "Song From an American Movie, Part 1" to the final song, "Song From an American Movie, Part 2", the effect is astounding. Beautiful, complex, powerful. You will empathize with every conceivable emotion and you're empathy will touch on the subtle layers between the Crayola color emotions that we as humans are usually restricted to in our artistic endeavors.

My success came to fruition yesterday. My new albums finally came in the mail and I ripped them last night. My ears have been ringing ever since. Sigh.

Summary and Post-Script: I recommend, in the strongest of terms, all of Everclear's work. That said, the new Everclear album coming out in September is by a new band - led up by former lead singer Art Alexakis. That doesn't mean I won't buy it, it just means I'm taking a watch and see attitude. As to the other members of Everclear, well, Craig Montoya has co-formed a band named Tri-Polar while Greg Eklund has co-founded another band, the Oohlas. I can't testify to either of them yet, but I intend to check them out in the near future. Consider yourself warned.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

The Middle East Buddy List

Praise the folks at Slate. They've done it again. I wish I'd had this for use in my last class - it might have saved me an hour of my life trying to explain things. Huzzah!

Monday, August 07, 2006

The Various Deaths of St. Sebastian

To quote the Catholic Encyclopedia:

Roman martyr; little more than the fact of his martyrdom can be proved about St. Sebastian. In the "Depositio martyrum" of the chronologer of 354 it is mentioned that Sebastian was buried on the Via Appia. St. Ambrose ("In Psalmum cxviii"; "Sermo", XX, no. sliv in PL, XV, 1497) states that Sebastian came from Milan and even in the time of St. Ambrose was venerated there. The Acts, probably written at the beginning of the fifth century and formerly ascribed erroneously to Ambrose, relate that he was an officer in the imperial bodyguard and had secretly done many acts of love and charity for his brethren in the Faith. When he was finally discovered to be a Christian, in 286, he was handed over to the Mauretanian archers, who pierced him with arrows; he was healed, however, by the widowed St. Irene. He was finally killed by the blows of a club. These stories are unhistorical and not worthy of belief. The earliest mosaic picture of St. Sebastian, which probably belongs to the year 682, shows a grown, bearded man in court dress but contains no trace of an arrow. It was the art of the Renaissance that first portrayed him as a youth pierced by arrows. In 367 a basilica which was one of the seven chief churches of Rome was built over his grave. The present church was completed in 1611 by Scipio Cardinal Borghese. His relics in part were taken in the year 826 to St. Medard at Soissons. Sebastian is considered a protector against the plague. Celebrated answers to prayer for his protection against the plague are related of Rome in 680, Milan in 1575, and Lisbon in 1599. His feast day is 20 January.

Anonymous Fresco (Twelfth Century)

Anonymous Fresco (Fourteenth Century)


Anonymous (Fourteenth Century)

Anonymous Tritych (Fourteenth Century)


Hans Paur (1472)

Sandro Boticelli (1474)

Andrea da Murano (1475)


Andrea Mantegna (1480)

Francesco di Simone Ferrucci (Fifteenth Century)

Vittore Carpaccio (Late Fifteenth to Early Sixteenth Century)

Anonymous (Fifteenth Century)


Alonso Sedano (Fifteenth Century)


Albrecht Dürer (1505)

Andrea Boscoli (Sixteenth Century)

Anonymous (Mid-Sixteenth Century)


Domenicos Theotokopoulos detto el Greco (1580)


Tanzio da Varallo (1620s)

José Leonardo (1635)

George de La Tour (Late Seventeenth Century)

François Guillaume Ménageot (Eighteenth Century)

Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot (1850s)

Gustave Moreau (1869)

Gabriele Smargiassi (1892)

Adolphe Marie Timothee Beaufrere (Late Nineteenth/Early Twentieth Century)


Odilon Redon (1910)

Egon Schiele (1915)

1968


James Belton Bonsall (1975)

Keith Haring (1984)

Xavier Cortada (2000)


Friday, August 04, 2006

The Various Birth(s) of Venus/Aphrodite

There are few new ideas. Rather, human change, especially in the fields of art, philosophy, and theology, is the product of reinterperting old themes using new mediums and cross-referencing old (and often ancient) ideas. Consider:

Attic Red-Figure Vase (Fifth Century, BCE)

Graecia Ludovisi Throne (Fifth Century BCE)

Terracotta Statue (Fourth Century, BCE)

Attic Pelike (Fourth Century, BCE)

A Pompeiian Villa (First Century, CE)

Sandro Botticelli (1483)

Titian (1525)

Paul Reubens (1636)

Alexandre Cabanel (1863)

Adolphe-William Bouguereau (1879)

Odilon Redon (1912)

Salvador Dali (20th Century)

Salvador Dali (1970)

Andy Warhol (1984)

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Dune

I can't speak for other readers, but I personally believe that Frank Herbert is one the big eight science fiction writers (along with Issac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, Orson Scott Card, Aldous Huxley, and George Orwell) who transcend the genre to such a point that literate men and women of virtually all spheres of life in the developed world have a pretty good chance of having heard of them. How? In the simplest of terms, they address contemporary (and indeed, historically universal) themes from politics, economics, and society. In other words, to a humble political scientist like me, well, they're heavenly.

Back to the point. While Herbert wrote a plethora of excellent books, it is his Dune series that warrents series note: in them he traces thousands of years of human politics and economics. Originally he intended (or so we believe based on his notes) to write eight novels, but when he died in 1986, he left us with only six - the anguish of his readers can only be imagined. Well, his son has at last taken up the torch and begun to fill in the gaps - both in terms of writing prequels to the original novels (I have read the works on the so-called Butlerian Jihad, a pan-galactic war between human beings and sentient machines - not Matrix-esque at all, if you're wondering) and in terms of finishing Herbert's original run. In preparation for the concluding novels, I have decided to reread the originals.

Well, as I read Dune I was struck by the extent of the political analysis and discussion, the richness of the economic and ecological commentary, and so forth, and I realized a man could easily teach a course in introductory political economics built just on Herbert's work. And I decided to share with you a few of the quotes from the book that I found the most telling. Now, don't get me wrong, these ain't a substitute for reading the whole thing. Think of them as bait. To get you to read. The book(s).

Page 9

The old woman said: "You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kil the trapper and remove a threat to his kind."

Page 30

"Grave this on your memory, lad: A world is supported by four things . . . the learning of the wise, the justice of the great, the prayers of the righteous and the valor of the brave. But of these are as nothing . . . " She closed her fingers into a fist. ". . . without a ruler who knows the art of ruling. Make that the science of your tradition!"

Pages 138-139

Kynes looked at Jessica, said: "The newcomer to Arrakis frequently underestimates the importance of water her. You are dealing, you see, with the Law of the Minimum."
She heard the testing quality in his voice, said, "Growth is limited by that necessity which is present in the least amount. And, naturally, the least favorable condition controls the growth rate."

Page 321

The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future.

-from "Collected Sayings of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

Page 371

"Hawat's a dangerous toy," Feyd-Rautha said.

"Toy! Don't be stupid. I know what I have in Hawat and how to control it. Hawat has deep emotions, Feyd. The man without emotions is the one to fear. But deep emotions . . . ah, now, those can be bent to your needs."

Page 401

You cannot avoid the interplay of politics within an orthodox religion. This power struggle permeates the training, educating and disciplining of the orthodox community. Because of this pressure, the leaders of such a community inevitably must face that ultimate internal question: to succumb to complete opportunism as the price of maintaining their rule, or risk sacrificing themselves for the sake of the orthodox ethic.

- from "Muad'Dib: The Religious Issues" by Princess Irulan

Page 428

"There are men here who will hold positions of importance on Arrakis when I claim those Imperial rights which are mine," Paul said, "Stilgar is one of those men. Not because I wish to bribe him! Not out of gratitude, though I'm one of many here who owe him life for life. No! Because he's wise and strong. Because he governs this troop by his own intelligence and not just by rules. Do you think me stupid? Do you think I'll cut of my right arm and leave it bloody on the floor of this cavern just to provide you with a circus?"

Page 451

"The city people do seem eager," Stilgar said.

"Their hate is fresh and clear," Paul said. "That's why we use them as shock troops."

"The slaughter among them will be fearful," Gurney said.

Stilgar nodded agreement.

"They were told the odds," Paul said. "They know every Sardaukar they kill will be one less for us. You see, gentlemen, they have something to die for. They've discovered they're a people. They're awakening."

PS - If you've seen Dune the movie, well, don't judge the masterpiece based on that moderate fiasco. That's not to say its a bad movie, per say, only to say that its an attempt to deal with what may be one of the two or three most complicated pieces of fiction written in the last couple decades in around three hours. Don't see it till you read it. I mean, if you haven't already seen it. Whatever.

All quotes are from:
Herbert, Frank (1990) Dune. Ace Books, New York.