Bocaledonia furrybackmimus (subspecies: fecalis)The rare and awe-inspiring "Hairy Scotty Bo," alternatively known as the "$#!@ty Bo" is here seen in his natural environment - an awe-inspiring moment never before captured on film. Watch as he consumes chocolatey products until, having attained an unfathomable sugar high, he bolts for the nearest "watering hole" where he will drink until passing out, lounging with his astounding pelt shining in the moonlight where it terrifies both women and children. This particular specimen has been tracked by the reknowned scientist Allen W. Worrell, NBC, FBN, and HorS, for over a decade now - waxing poetic, he once stated about this breed, "they are magnificent, like wild buffalo addicted to candy. . . until you've seen one rip a Wal-Mart to shreds for M&Ms and Reeses Cups, you have never known fear . . . or awe."
Hing.
Also, his pledge name was Chewbacca.
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