Monday, October 02, 2006

Bachelor Party

Eric Drummond Smith's Bachelor Party
Kinda' Near Glade Springs, Virginia
September 30th, 2006

Front Row: Grat, Neal, Mike, & Vaughn
Middle Row: Chuck, Yours Truly, Lee, Justin, Irish, & Trevor
Back Row: Papaw, Wes, Wiley, & Clayman

[Also, Tyler, Steve, and A.K. were there, but for some reason they're AWOL.]

It is like a Who's Who of, um, people who like me.

Courtesy Mike Mason (Coolest Man in the World)

Thursday, September 28, 2006

McDonald's


There are few absolute truths in this world. Gravity, the speed of light, the effects of cheese on grandparents, and so on. Another of these? If you go to a foreign land, and you're an American, your friends will ask what were McDonald's restaurants like there? Oh yeah, donkey.


Oh yeah, go to this site. Its cool.

Magic Butter

What are you going to say about a site named Magic Butter?

I'm not gonna' lie to you. There are about one billion great things on this site - though most of them you wouldn't want to see around your mom. Or Chuck's Mom. Must-sees?

1. Rat Chicken
2. Internet: The Animated Series
3. Space Dog

and, if you're ready to have a minor ambulism,

4. Porkchops

If you like these cartoons, well, you're weird. Its a fact. Accept it, embrace it, revel in it. If you don't, well, um, yeah. . . that means you're probably sane.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Odd-Wasp II


Per Mr. Sike's Request - I 5k'd it up. Wrist-bands.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Odd-Wasp


Not long ago my friend Scott Sikes called me with his magical cell phone dee-vice. We reminisced and then he cut to the chase. He wanted me to draw something for a tee-shirt, specifically for a 5K run at Emory & Henry College this fall, the morning of our Homecoming. Well, I have been sketching like the devil in Florence, and have scanned a few of 'm to e-mail to Scott. Thought I'd throw 'm up here just for giggles. Remember, Emory & Henry's mascot is the mighty wasp. Huzzah.


Friday, September 01, 2006

Animatus

A month or two ago my friend Echols posted a delicious blog entry on the anatomy of cartoon characters, specifically the work of Michael Paulus. So macabre, so delicious. Well, I found something that will make him go, oh damn, I wish I'd found that. First. Probably. Whatever.

If you like cartoon character calaveras (and alliteration), or you love 18th Century skeleton museums, well, you'll love Hyungkoo Lee. So cool that it makes babies cry. A lot.


Oh, and as they say in Paraguay, muchas gracias to BoingBoing.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Retrojunk

Wow. Trevor did it again. He introduced me to a site so dangerously addictive that it undoubtedly will have to be monitored by the FDA. Its name? Retrojunk.

The premise behind Retrojunk is elementary. It collects quotes, intros, theme music, general overviews, and trailers from movies, television shows, and commercials of the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s into one, easy-to-use site. Yummy, right? Oh damn, you don't know the half of it. . . you can also download the trailers, etc. to your harddrive, you know, so when you're stranded in an airport you can watch a trailer for a movie you've already seen forty, fifty times (I sought out, for no reason I can possibly explain, the trailer to 1994's ultimate hit, Ace Venura, Pet Detective. Oh. and A.L.F. Trevor? He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and Gummi Bears.). Awesome.


PS - Go for the download instead of the Active X - buffering sucks.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Havaria Emergency and Disaster Information Services

Not depressed, repressed, or generally scared enough? Of course you aren't.






This should help.

Everclear: Songs From an American Movie

Recently, as I've mentioned before, my computer died (R.I.P. Halloween). Well, I've been prepping my new computer for my life-use, which of course includes ripping my music to the harddrive so that I can work and listen to music without hauling a billion CDs all over North America. High up on my "must have" list were my old favorites, both volumes of Everclear's Songs From an American Movie.

Damn. That was the word. Damn. Not just one volume, but both were tanked - scratched and scraped to the point of un-rip-ability. Signs of hard use and much love, I suppose. Was my response sadness? Terror? Fear? No, I just got online and ordered copies of both. That very moment.

Let me preface everything that's about to come with some backstory. I had never heard of Everclear (as opposed to Everclear) my freshman year in college. Then one afternoon my pal Whittaker and I were headed off to Marion, Virginia to see a high school baseball game and he popped in another great album, Sparkle and Fade. I was mesmerized.

[If you don't know Everclear's sound, well, obviously you don't have a radio. They are unquestionably the most popular band I've ever reviewed on my humble blog, which means you should have heard of them, even if you live under a hole. In France. Regardless, check their myspace page (or even MTV, for a nearly extinct "music video") if you have been under said hole.]

The reason I was so deeply effected by this music is difficult to describe. Perhaps it was simply the fact that Everclear's lyrics conjured up very particular images in my head, both about the world in general and about my own life in particular. Okay, no perhaps, that is definitely part of it. But part of it, as well, lies in the enormous power of Everclear's albums-as-symphonies. That's right. Rock-and-roll symphonies.

Note: I don't mean that they were symphonic in the sense of a strictly contructed single piece of music. Nor do I mean that they were symphonic in the sense of 1970s or 1980s rock sagas or, more terrifyingly, "concept albums." Rather, Everclear's albums explore themes from numerous directions - from the perspectives of multiple "characters," for instance, and as time progresses. The effect is, as the very album(s) I review now seem to indicate, similar in may ways to a movie - like a 1940s musical blended with post-Vietnam bipolarism. Indeed, having written these words, I wonder if instead of "symphonic" I should have used the phrase "operatic". Hmm.

Well, it was in June of 2000 that Everclear's Songs From an American Movie: Volume One, Learning How to Smile premiered. I was in mourning for my Mom, agonizing over various relationship failures, and generally depressed. I had just moved in with Dad, had just graduated from Virginia, and I really had next to no idea what I was about to do next. And here comes this album, with its, well, its overpowering joy. And not only that, it was a kind of joy that was tempered by its realism - you had no sense that the participants in this artistic universe were free of past pains and anguish. Rather, you had a sense that they had overcome their personal anguish, found something brighter. Sure, there was a warning feeling to the final few tracks, overtones of problems to come, but alone the album made me optimistic, even unto the point of foolishness - blended with the emotional disorientation I was already deeply immersed in, well, the album, along with a dream largely inspired by the album (ah, Otis Redding), prompted me to engage in the single most spontaneous, and arguably self-destructive action of my life.

I can't bring myself to describe it again. I did it once - you can read it here - but that, well, that's the last time, at least without alcohol, low-light, and excellent music.

I should have waited - Songs From an American Movie: Volume Two, Good Time for a Bad Attitude, which came out in November of the same year, would have let me in on the joke. The first album, well, it was the lead-in, the woodwinds before the kettle drums. That's not to say that the album leaves one without optimism - it certainly doesn't. What it does do, however, is use optimism merely as an accent to pessimism. And it has a song whose mere name makes my backbone prickle.

"Halloween Americana"

This is not an album I can recommend one or two songs from. No, you need to listen to them both, perhaps not at the same time, but all the way through in no more than two sittings. From the first song, "Song From an American Movie, Part 1" to the final song, "Song From an American Movie, Part 2", the effect is astounding. Beautiful, complex, powerful. You will empathize with every conceivable emotion and you're empathy will touch on the subtle layers between the Crayola color emotions that we as humans are usually restricted to in our artistic endeavors.

My success came to fruition yesterday. My new albums finally came in the mail and I ripped them last night. My ears have been ringing ever since. Sigh.

Summary and Post-Script: I recommend, in the strongest of terms, all of Everclear's work. That said, the new Everclear album coming out in September is by a new band - led up by former lead singer Art Alexakis. That doesn't mean I won't buy it, it just means I'm taking a watch and see attitude. As to the other members of Everclear, well, Craig Montoya has co-formed a band named Tri-Polar while Greg Eklund has co-founded another band, the Oohlas. I can't testify to either of them yet, but I intend to check them out in the near future. Consider yourself warned.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

The Middle East Buddy List

Praise the folks at Slate. They've done it again. I wish I'd had this for use in my last class - it might have saved me an hour of my life trying to explain things. Huzzah!

Monday, August 07, 2006

The Various Deaths of St. Sebastian

To quote the Catholic Encyclopedia:

Roman martyr; little more than the fact of his martyrdom can be proved about St. Sebastian. In the "Depositio martyrum" of the chronologer of 354 it is mentioned that Sebastian was buried on the Via Appia. St. Ambrose ("In Psalmum cxviii"; "Sermo", XX, no. sliv in PL, XV, 1497) states that Sebastian came from Milan and even in the time of St. Ambrose was venerated there. The Acts, probably written at the beginning of the fifth century and formerly ascribed erroneously to Ambrose, relate that he was an officer in the imperial bodyguard and had secretly done many acts of love and charity for his brethren in the Faith. When he was finally discovered to be a Christian, in 286, he was handed over to the Mauretanian archers, who pierced him with arrows; he was healed, however, by the widowed St. Irene. He was finally killed by the blows of a club. These stories are unhistorical and not worthy of belief. The earliest mosaic picture of St. Sebastian, which probably belongs to the year 682, shows a grown, bearded man in court dress but contains no trace of an arrow. It was the art of the Renaissance that first portrayed him as a youth pierced by arrows. In 367 a basilica which was one of the seven chief churches of Rome was built over his grave. The present church was completed in 1611 by Scipio Cardinal Borghese. His relics in part were taken in the year 826 to St. Medard at Soissons. Sebastian is considered a protector against the plague. Celebrated answers to prayer for his protection against the plague are related of Rome in 680, Milan in 1575, and Lisbon in 1599. His feast day is 20 January.

Anonymous Fresco (Twelfth Century)

Anonymous Fresco (Fourteenth Century)


Anonymous (Fourteenth Century)

Anonymous Tritych (Fourteenth Century)


Hans Paur (1472)

Sandro Boticelli (1474)

Andrea da Murano (1475)


Andrea Mantegna (1480)

Francesco di Simone Ferrucci (Fifteenth Century)

Vittore Carpaccio (Late Fifteenth to Early Sixteenth Century)

Anonymous (Fifteenth Century)


Alonso Sedano (Fifteenth Century)


Albrecht Dürer (1505)

Andrea Boscoli (Sixteenth Century)

Anonymous (Mid-Sixteenth Century)


Domenicos Theotokopoulos detto el Greco (1580)


Tanzio da Varallo (1620s)

José Leonardo (1635)

George de La Tour (Late Seventeenth Century)

François Guillaume Ménageot (Eighteenth Century)

Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot (1850s)

Gustave Moreau (1869)

Gabriele Smargiassi (1892)

Adolphe Marie Timothee Beaufrere (Late Nineteenth/Early Twentieth Century)


Odilon Redon (1910)

Egon Schiele (1915)

1968


James Belton Bonsall (1975)

Keith Haring (1984)

Xavier Cortada (2000)


Friday, August 04, 2006

The Various Birth(s) of Venus/Aphrodite

There are few new ideas. Rather, human change, especially in the fields of art, philosophy, and theology, is the product of reinterperting old themes using new mediums and cross-referencing old (and often ancient) ideas. Consider:

Attic Red-Figure Vase (Fifth Century, BCE)

Graecia Ludovisi Throne (Fifth Century BCE)

Terracotta Statue (Fourth Century, BCE)

Attic Pelike (Fourth Century, BCE)

A Pompeiian Villa (First Century, CE)

Sandro Botticelli (1483)

Titian (1525)

Paul Reubens (1636)

Alexandre Cabanel (1863)

Adolphe-William Bouguereau (1879)

Odilon Redon (1912)

Salvador Dali (20th Century)

Salvador Dali (1970)

Andy Warhol (1984)