I won’t lie. I am fascinated by dystopias. Camus’ The Plague, Orwell’s 1984, hell, 1980s television-produced The Day After Tomorrow. Love ‘m. Call me sadistic, but it is true. Heck, even the Bible has a messed up version of the future, pulled out of a toga-wearing preacher’s nightmares: “Revelations.”Listen and hypothetically learn. Here are my favorite simulations and/or guides of and to the inevitable obliteration of humanity – on the net.
Alien Invasion: WHAM! SPLODE! QUASH!
Meteoroid Strike: BAM!
Thermonuclear War: SQUAL!
Zombies Outbreak: ZAM! DAMN!
Robot Uprisings: ZIP!
Epidemic: POP!
Jesus: WHOOP!
Awesome: GOSH!
Also, three E’s.
Exit Mundi: DUTCH!
The Economist: STAUNCH!
Ebaum’s World: FRANCH!
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